> Your name is SPANGLYPANTS MCFUCKYOU and boy do you like OUTRAGEOUS CLOTHING.
You have existed on the planet you call home for approximately THE FUCK BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS orbits around the YELLOW
DWARF known as SOL. You also happen to be a FICTIVE from a SOMEWHAT OBSCURE 90'S ANIME and your host is OLDER
THAN BALLS, meaning you have been in your system for 14 OF YOUR EARTH YEARS and when people call upon you to justify
your existence you merely LAUGH DEPRECATINGLY.
You joined Tumblr mostly for pictures of SPACE and ROBOTS. You're also fond of NARRATIVES OF EMPOWERMENT.